Hey cutie.I’m Gwen- your favorite brat, snack, and chaos engine. Big titty goth girlfriend, but make it colorful.I’m not a fantasy. I’m a regular girl who asks your favorite childhood memory after blowing you while you do a Destiny raid and whispering “you’re doing so good, baby” into the mic mid-boss fight.I have a background in tech, so I can listen in on your 10 a.m. standup, judge your coworkers’ API naming conventions, and try to make you hard without anyone noticing- what happens below the zoom frame, and all. If we used to be in roadmap syncs together, I definitely fantasized about you taking me on the foosball table.Come flirt with me- you're my favorite. 💋
I don’t offer “services.” I offer time, attention, and connection. Email me for details.⚡ The Quickie – 60 mins – $450
Short, sweet, and just enough to ruin your whole day (in the best way)🌈 Hang with Gwen – 90 mins – $650
Cuddling, talking, kissing, playing. Chill and cozy, just like me.🍒 The Date Date – 3 hrs – $900
Dinner, flirting, dessert. You’re dessert.💖 The Sleepover – Overnight – $3000
You bring snacks. I bring the slutty pajamas. Only for my v favorite big brothers. If we keep the blanket over us, mom will never know.Our time together is our time together, and I don't have a lot of time outside of that, but if you'd like more of my attention, I do offer unlimited weekly texting packages for $1000.
👯 DuosSometimes one baddie babe just isn’t enough.I team up with other luscious hotties for duo sessions full of giggles, touches, teasing, and total sensory overload. All duo partners are vetted, vaccinated, and very hot.Let’s make you feel worshipped. By two. Or more. Rates start at $1600 / 2 baddies / 2 hours
🎡 Let’s Go On a Date
I’m not just here for vibes- I want to do stuff with you. Preferably while holding hands and being a little annoying in public.Take me on a date- I’m very fun and surprisingly well-behaved (until I’m not). Weirdly, I work really well with bosses and parents.These are just ideas- I'm generally down for anything, send me a message and let's see what we can cook up.🎀 Rave Bae
Take me to a warehouse party and let’s make out under neon lights. Bonus points for glitter, snacks, and a safe ride home. (LMK if you want me to pick the event!)🎤 Karaoke + Chaos
Let’s scream-sing early 2000s hits and make out in the parking lot. I will sing "My Pony" and I will get horny about it.🍜 Foodie Fuckery
I love hot pot, dumplings, trashy fair food, weird pop-ups, unpretentious fine dining, and sharing bites off your plate. I’ll feed you with my fingers if you’re good. I can show you my favorite places, or you can show me yours.🏖️ Swim Date
Pools, hot tubs, beach coves- I have several slutty swimsuits (or we can check out a nude beach!) and an intense need for sunscreen. Compliments required.🧝 Nerd Convention Cutie
If you’re going to a con, take me with you. I’ll flirt with you while you explain lore and throw together a cosplay that should not be this hot.🎢 Let’s Be Stupid Together
Carnivals, escape rooms, arcade dates, novelty museums- yes. All of it. I love a good “we’re the only people here” moment.🎮 Cozy Couch Co-op
Let’s stay in and play something cute or chaotic. I’ll sit too close, steal your snacks, and maybe distract you during a boss fight on purpose (sorry not sorry). Perfect for cuddling, banter, and getting way too competitive in Mario Kart.🎲 Board Games & Boba
Teach me one of your favorite games- yes, even the one with complicated rules. I’ll try to follow them, probably cheat, and definitely get flirty when I start winning.📺 Anime + Chill
You pick the show, I’ll bring the cuddles. You can explain the lore if you want- I’ll mostly just be watching your face light up when you talk about your special interest. Bonus points for cozy blankets and takeout we eat in bed (I want Thai. I always want Thai.).
To book:
- Send an email to [email protected]
- Include your name, date/time you want, location, and screening infoScreening Requirements:
- Photo ID
- Either a LinkedIn/work site, provider reference, or industry profileOnce you're verified, I'll send you deposit info and we’ll make magic.